How to Save Your Life

Do NOT ride in automobiles.
They cause 20% of all fatal accidents.

Do NOT stay home.
17% of all accidents occur in the home.

Do NOT walk on the streets or sidewalks.
14% of all accidents happen to pedesdtrians.

Do NOT travel by air, rail, or water.
16% of all accidents happen that way.

BUT DO GO TO CHURCH!

Only .001% (yes that’s “point” 001) of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are related to previous physical disorders.   Hence, the safest place for you to be, most of the time, is church.   One place which is SAFER is Bible Study; the percentage there is even less!